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Anon compares himself to his brother (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 10 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The truth is that all Americans are comfortable with the metric system but we still use Imperial when we know it will bother you.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (4 children)

You guys crashed a probe into Mars the last time you tried to use metric.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

And yet you insist we keep trying. For shame. What other celestial bodies do you want us to crash into?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Alpha Centauri

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

That was one of the times we bothered you.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

And that’s why Imperial is better, Metric just crashes spacecraft into planets.

[–] starman2112 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Yeah but the time before that we put a man on the moon with it