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Red pill easy. Make note of all the stock stuff that comes over the next couple decades, gain more than 10 mill and have more life experience in the tougher times.
It doesn't say you go back in time to being six years old, you start over as a six year old. A six year old in 2024.
Hashtag monkeys paw.
Ah, I didn't read the contract correctly. Blue pill it is then, no one wants to grow up in 2040's.
restart your life. I think you were right in the first place, but let's keep the meta discussion going :)
By then, cardboard boxes will be sold for billions
Too late, your shift in the sweatshop starts in 5 minutes, of to work.
It's even easier than that. Red pill, then remember to start mining bitcoin with your PC in 2009. You'll be a multi billionaire in under a decade.
Now you just have to convince someone to buy the stocks for you.