this post was submitted on 04 Jul 2023
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[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"I'm not touching anything at the moment" you're either a master of stating the obvious, or you've just made everyone in that room very fucking uncomfortable

[โ€“] EmoDuck 1 points 1 year ago

Sharing a room with someone? Just drop a casual "Hey, I'm not gonna touch you tonight" right before going to sleep to set their mind at ease