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[–] [email protected] 78 points 7 months ago (13 children)

"cow that was tossed 30m up in the air"

How hard do you have to hit a cow to knock it 30m into the air?

[–] [email protected] 105 points 7 months ago (8 children)

With a high rate of mooovement.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 7 months ago (4 children)

He had no chance. It’s was coming the udder way.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Think we milked this for all its worth

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Naw I still got some beef with this story

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Maybe we should steer this conversation away from the puns and back on track.

Edit: Extra pun

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