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[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I just like that someone is getting laid every night and that is part of their best life. In fact, I assumed the hot messy creampie woman is managing her fertility as she sees fit.

Also jizz is totally a drug. Dopemine, I think.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago (1 children)

And yet the doctor tells me I have to stop snorting jizz because it's "bad for my lungs". Like, ok narc smh

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

That raises some good questions about how to best absorb dopamine from jizz. I suspect anally is super-effective.

Inhalation of nebulized jizz probably less so, but worth a try.