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[–] [email protected] 228 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Then you have a kid and you spend the rest of your life

[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 year ago (5 children)

If kids are creme pies, and kids grow up to be adults, then we are all creampies.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

I'm taking that username so nobody else can

[–] Socsa 3 points 1 year ago

Can't get pregnant that way

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

You sure are there, squirt.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Ooh let's come up with a nickname for your kind... you're a test tube baby, so a tuber 🥔🍠 (potato emojis)

or

You! Tuber!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

We are all cream pies on this blessed day

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

every year when everybody has birthday parties, everybody should serve creampies instead of birthday cakes. Because of the symbolism.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's an awkward scary part of our life. Fierce competition. Won by pure luck.

Not long after our first breath of air we start regretting our life choices.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Pretty sure Hitchhiker's Guide has a quote about this

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago