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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] [email protected] 93 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

want to eat cookies

buy pack of cookies

open pack of cookies

there's just cookies inside

what am I supposed to do? bite on them? that's something that little kids do