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Things I hate about my wife

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Her: "Aloe is a desert plant. It would love full sun the whole day"

Me: "Remember the last time you placed it outside for a few hours and it got all burned up, then you placed it in and got better after a few days? Don't put it outside. It can't handle the sunlight"

Her: ""

Now the plant is all dry and cracked up and burned and close to death.

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[–] Zeppo 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

My girlfriend does the opposite. Our house is not facing a good way or with the best windows for growing plants, except for two spots. Until I finally nixed it, he kept taking plants and putting them in the middle of the house or in the back of our north-facing office. They'd start dying and I'd have to point out that plants aren't decorations, they actually need light...

[–] snota 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That entirely depends on the plant. There are many that can live in shade. Anything that would usually live on a forest floor can survive. We have a north facing house and our living space is very green, try; devil's ivy, calathia, and ferns.

[–] itsworkthatwedo 4 points 1 year ago

Adding ZZ plant to this list. I have one that thrives where many others have died.

[–] Zeppo 2 points 1 year ago

We have a couple plants that survive in the shade in the office, like a Golden Pothos and a Bloodleaf, plus a bamboo in the middle of the house that has somehow stayed healthy in just a giant vase of water with nearly no light for years. A Ficus died, though, and a couple others.