this post was submitted on 25 Dec 2023
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[–] [email protected] 55 points 11 months ago (5 children)

I learned that hummingbirds are native to North America and they don’t have them in Europe. That made me sad for all of them over there.

[–] [email protected] 67 points 11 months ago

Birds in the rest of the world actually bother to learn the lyrics.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

Best we can do is hummingbird moths.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Quickly, I must think of a bird endemic to Europe to not feel left out

There you go: blue tit

[–] InfiniteStruggle 1 points 11 months ago

You can see those anywhere you have a woman and a tourniquet.

[–] mindbleach 1 points 11 months ago

Blue jays are fancier.

Magpies absolutely beat mockingbirds, though. Dull brown mimics versus two-tone corvids.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

hummingbirds can be found in south america too, not just north.