Shitty Million Dollar Ideas

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This is a place to pitch goofy million dollar ideas that you had in the shower, as you were falling asleep, or during a fever dream. Think of it is as shitty Shark Tank.

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Scab in a Can (self.shitty_million_dollar_ideas)

submitted 1 year ago by smuuthbrane to c/[email protected]

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A can or bottle of an edible liquid that, when applied to skin, dries to a peelable scab-like consistency.

Mainstream? No, but the niche this hits it would hit HARD.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What purpose is it supposed to serve?

[–] smuuthbrane 6 points 1 year ago

Pickable scab on demand.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

The busy fraudster on the go?

You know really amp up those slip and falls and workplace injuries.