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[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Her: (visibly drying)

Ben Shapiro intensifies.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Let's say you've been a bad girl. Let's say, hypothetically, you've been a naughty girl even. Ok, and if you were a naughty girl, you would be my dirty little slut right? Then hypothetically speaking, you would be my little cumslut. Now, let's say you're also daddy's girl.

Now that we have established that you are both a bad girl and daddy's girl, I believe you'd agree with me when I say that you deserve a spanking. Am I not correct? A bad girl deserves a spanking, and as I am daddy, you are my girl, so I am the one who must provide punishment.

[–] InfiniteStruggle 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

lmao is this a copypasta or OC?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Haha copypasta.

[–] InfiniteStruggle 1 points 8 months ago

Like that scene from Indiana Jones The Last Crusader