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[โ€“] prole 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Yeah. I think maybe I take for granted the incredible variety of food near me (yay multiculturalism!), but I'm always amazed to hear people choosing to go to Dominoes, Pizza Hut, Papa Johns, etc. over literally any local pizza shop. Even friends of mine in the same area with the same 1500 Italian places within walking distance, sometimes get Dominoes. Blows my mind.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

"because he puts an addictive chemical in it that makes you crave it fortnightly"