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[–] [email protected] 51 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Currently sitting next to silent bf silently. We just grunt at each other for days in a row. Live with someone wanting constant interaction = hell.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 8 months ago (4 children)

My wife and I have a whole system:

  • one grunt = I love you / thanks
  • two grunts = I want attention and love
  • one long grunt = I am in whine mode and want to talk about it
  • two short grunts = I want to fuck you
  • three short grunts = I'm hungry and want snacks
[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago

Tim? How's Mr. Wilson these days? lol

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)

What happens if you don't hear the first of three short grunts? Does one of you wonder why the other one is naked when they really just want a burrito?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

ΒΏPor que no los dos?

[–] xmunk 9 points 8 months ago

So the cherries and whipped cream are for five grunts. Interesting.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Haha this is wholesome! πŸ’—