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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon gives good advice (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 9 months ago by Itte to c/greentext

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[–] [email protected] 145 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Hugely underestimating the natural charisma it takes to make content like this. Most folks just getting out of prison do not have it.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 9 months ago (1 children)

My neighbor is my drinking buddy. One random night, he told me about how he was in prison for twenty years after killing a punk. I thought it would be weird but it wasn't.

Nice dude. But could not hold a conversation.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I can't hold a conversation and I haven't killed anyone

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Might as well do it, I guess...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Can just improve things, right?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

How does one acquire this 'charisma'?