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Rod Stewart’s pumped stomach is unimpressed
I heard that one too!
Apparently he addressed it himself:
"I have never orally pleasured even a solitary sailor, let alone a ship's worth in one evening. And I have never had my stomach pumped, either of naval-issue semen or of any other kind of semen."
What's this one about?
Something about needing his stomach pumped because there was too much semen in it.
I heard this but about Britney Spears
that's a lot of semen
Heard it for Gwen Stefani
Heard it was Lil Kim
Heard that was Marc Almond