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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (3 children)

True. Fast food pizza really does taste like ketchup on toast though, and the cheese tastes like rubber.

I had Taco Bell the other night, could barely even finish it without vomiting.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Going to Taco Bell for pizza was a mistake. Even frozen pizza can be pretty good if you don't buy the cheapest one at the store

[–] zaph 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You take your Mexican pizza slander elsewhere

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wouldn't implying taco bell is mexican food count as mexican slander?

[–] zaph 1 points 2 years ago

Mexican pizza is a name and in no way implying that the pizza is from Mexico

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Going to taco bell period was a mistake.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

I like the crunchwrap supreme enough to go once or year

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

Sounds like you need to find a better fast food place too!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Dominos is of the same shit quality in Turkey. It is cardboard plus wood chips taste if you decide to add the "spice" they include in the package.

Most other pizza chains are meh. Random places also offerring pizza can be quite good, depending on the place.