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Anon watches Napoleon (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You must use a tiny caliber (not even big enough to hunt deer with) because you have such a huge penis. I know exactly what the extra towing capacity is useful for. wink

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Alright that is a pretty funny mental image though.

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

"Speeding?"

"No sir, Indecent Exposure. You have to put a tarp over that thing!"

"The Gun?"

"No sir."