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They would be too distracted by everything (startrek.website)
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[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Benny would be too distracted with Tinder to give a shit about McChickens

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Only if there are GILFs on Tinder.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pretty sure Ben Franklin is rated E for everyone

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I agree of course but he did prefer his Congress to have experience.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I've never seen this. Thank you so much.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh they got plenty of GILFs on the other sites! Dated some bangers and just married one last Friday!

LOL, she's 52, so we'll see what happens in 8 years.