this post was submitted on 30 Nov 2023
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[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 year ago (5 children)

3rd grade
Got fired later that day

Wut?

[–] MaliciousKebab 141 points 1 year ago

Anon's the teacher.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago

le ebic plot twist

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

You think this actually happened?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

The joke here is that OP is the teacher. The whole time you're supposed to think OP is a child, but is in fact an adult.

I think It's a play on an older version of the joke where OP was describing their first intimate encounter with a girl at school, and then "another teacher walks in and I got fired" or something similar.