The Arsenal

Oh yes, Dust themselves off, listen to Shearer’s exploitive-laden rant, listen to Howe moan and complain, high five a fellow toon because they’re still fans of a team owned by a journalist-murdering, gay-hating petro-state, then join others in leaving whiney comments on news articles whining about injustice, then, a few days later, sift through the archives of Reddit, after wiping away a tear, to respond to a comment from days ago.

But I will respond out of courtesy, brave, noble orc, even though I’ve got better things to do, like celebrate topping a Champions League group with a dominating performance a few days after going top of the league table.

Cheers!