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They probably gave him documents on it, but he's borderline illiterate so he wouldn't have touched them.
That’s why he still had classified documents after he left office. He couldn’t figure out what the big red letters “Top Secret” meant.
He probably got it confused with "Pop Secret" and thought he stole the national popcorn reserve.
If the documents didn't say his name in the first couple of sentences, he wouldn't read them.