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Merge then review (programming.dev)

submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Move fast and break things.
Merge vulnerabilities.
Double the work.
Merge code without tests.
Anything, but don't let code become stale.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I dunno but xtreme programming sounds like something straight outta Musk's wettest teenage day dreams.

[–] Bakkoda 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Imagine if you will: You have a red button and a green button. You are allowed 10 seconds to review the code before rejecting or accepting & merging. Think fast.