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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is satire, right? Surely no one would put their name on that publicly?

Like someone working in a kitchen boasting about a life hack of not wasting time with hygiene.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wash your hands after cooking, never let food products sit stale

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

never chew before swallowing either. the food can still get stale in your mouth