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Jacob Chansley, sentenced to three years for his role in the Capitol riots, will run as a libertarian in Arizona.

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[–] [email protected] 109 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Jacob Chansley can eat a whole cauldron of gently boiled dicks.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

He's vegan or something. Remember how butthurt he was in prison because the food wasn't up to his standards?

White people, man...

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

I hope that, once a year, at the most inopportune possible time of that year, he shits himself loudly and thoroughly. For all the years of his life.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 year ago

He has very specific dietary needs. His mommy said so.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don’t ruin a whole batch of cocks by overheating!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Vigorous boiling or stirring may cause dicks to break up while cooking and nobody wants that

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah cooked dicks is a dish best served whole

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

'parts of lots of dicks'

just doesn't roll off the tongue like

'whole lotta dicks'

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Maybe we're making dick slaw

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Retention of texture while emphasizing natural flavour

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Is this like, an ordeal you think he should go through, or are you saying that you know for a fact, that this man can slurp down a whole caludron of al-dente dicks?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't forget to let the dicks rest for a few minutes before serving.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

We don't want to burn the back of his throat.