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[–] [email protected] 190 points 9 months ago (6 children)

He fumed in another all-caps post that "THE CHILDLESS, UNMARRIED ABORTION ARMY MOBILIZED BY BARBIE, TAYLOR SWIFT, AND TIKTOK" was "CRUSHING REPUBLICANS AT THE BALLOT BOX."

You are goddamn right it is.

I am inevitable.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What I'm getting out of that is that he hates women.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Prerequisite for being GOP.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I want to believe.....so for now, I will.

Keep kicking ass Margot!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's either a very dedicated imposter or the real deal which would mean Margot Robbie is a giant nerd. I choose the latter option but would not be surprised by the former.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Margot Robbie is one of the smartest and savviest women in Hollywood, and is definitely one of the most likely celebrities to be using Lemmy and the Federated internet. She's also clever enough to hide in plain sight, by using her own name, knowing that others will just assume she's not the real Margot.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's what's so sneaky about it. It's genius, honestly

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Next thing you are going to tell me is that I'm actually intentionally leaving contradictory "hints" in my comments to protect my privacy online, or something like that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

I'd expect nothing less, honestly

[–] prole 7 points 9 months ago

It's not her, I've seen them say as much in previous threads. It's just some sad dude playing pretend.

Unfortunately, it has seemed to work. It appears as though we're not much different than reddit after all.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

you keep doing you, we love you

[–] [email protected] 30 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Fascists create enemies out of everyone who isn't a fascist, then complain how they're surrounded by enemies.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago

Thank you for your service!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Clearly a balanced reasonable stance.