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[–] [email protected] 190 points 1 year ago (6 children)

He fumed in another all-caps post that "THE CHILDLESS, UNMARRIED ABORTION ARMY MOBILIZED BY BARBIE, TAYLOR SWIFT, AND TIKTOK" was "CRUSHING REPUBLICANS AT THE BALLOT BOX."

You are goddamn right it is.

I am inevitable.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What I'm getting out of that is that he hates women.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Prerequisite for being GOP.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I want to believe.....so for now, I will.

Keep kicking ass Margot!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's either a very dedicated imposter or the real deal which would mean Margot Robbie is a giant nerd. I choose the latter option but would not be surprised by the former.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Margot Robbie is one of the smartest and savviest women in Hollywood, and is definitely one of the most likely celebrities to be using Lemmy and the Federated internet. She's also clever enough to hide in plain sight, by using her own name, knowing that others will just assume she's not the real Margot.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's what's so sneaky about it. It's genius, honestly

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Next thing you are going to tell me is that I'm actually intentionally leaving contradictory "hints" in my comments to protect my privacy online, or something like that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I'd expect nothing less, honestly

[–] prole 7 points 1 year ago

It's not her, I've seen them say as much in previous threads. It's just some sad dude playing pretend.

Unfortunately, it has seemed to work. It appears as though we're not much different than reddit after all.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

you keep doing you, we love you

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Fascists create enemies out of everyone who isn't a fascist, then complain how they're surrounded by enemies.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

Thank you for your service!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Clearly a balanced reasonable stance.