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[–] scottmeme 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

My day ends at 5, especially on Friday.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Right? Oh, you need 5 hours worth of work done 1 hour before the end of the day on Friday? It sounds like you should have planned better. Have a nice weekend!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

"Poor planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part."

[–] jballs 8 points 1 year ago

I find it healthier to mentally check out on Friday at around 10:30 or 11:00.