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Anon dodges the draft (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This is surprisingly close to how my Great-Grandfather avoided getting drafted into the first World War. He stayed home for a week and only drank alcohol and smoked cigarettes non-stop. When he showed up to the draft office looking like a zombie they turned him away pretty much instantly. He was a pretty healthy dude aside from that.