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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Early_To_Risa

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Anon doesn't measure up (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 years ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago (7 children)

So what does that leave for anon? Pac-Man? Mario games (as long as he's not playing Luigi). Hollow Knight seems safe

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago

If he eats a grow shroom he rage quits Mario Bros.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

Dwarf fortress.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Pikmin

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

That new Golem game, unfortunately.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Kirby, BotW/TotK (not Twilight Princess), Sonic

[–] Early_To_Risa 5 points 2 years ago

Lost Vikings

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Kerbal Space Program maybe?

[–] Jumuta 1 points 2 years ago

jeb after the 2 asteroid clamps pull him apart into spaghetti

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Grounded for sure.