Once, I got a normal oven cheese pizza and added a different sauce per quadrant. Keep in mind, this is on a pizza that already has frozen pizza sauce. IIIRC, the quadrants were BBQ sauce, Alfredo, Buffalo, and a fourth which I’ve forgotten. I ate the whole thing without a complaint.
A month or so ago, I was hungry in the middle of the night and wanted to eat a pizza. Unfortunately, the oven in our house is next to a room with people sleeping, so I couldn’t use it. Instead, I ate the frozen pizza unthawed like a goblin in my bed. Didn’t finish it, and regretted the experience after.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

i can get behind the quadrant pizza

eating a frozen pizza without cooking it sounds like something i would do in the deepest throes of a depression episode

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How did you manage to bite into the frozen pizza? Honestly I’ve tried eating a bit of one as a joke and it was so solid I couldn’t even get a bite out of it. Mad impressive

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I did let it thaw a bit first. I was in the same boat as you for a bit. Felt like I was eating a bread-flavored popsicle.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

lmfao at the second one, the first one is actually pretty interesting if you do it on an actual plain pizza instead of a ready one

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Is your oven loud for some reason? Aren't most ovens pretty much silent? Why couldn't you use it?