this post was submitted on 31 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] -3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Dude just fucked her without a condom and then went and put on knight armor when told that wasn't cool and to go get a condom. Why does he even have knight armor? I'm not sure I'd call that a random break up. Especially if he has a history of trying to avoid using protection.

[–] vaultdweller013 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you have knight armor and are high as fuck this is the expected result.

Also I think its stolen from DBZA, basically Bulma asks if Vegeta was wearing protection and he notes he is wearing his armor, and thus Trunks was conceived.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I doubt it's stolen straight from dbza since the jokes been around longer than that

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Why does he even have knight armor?

Maybe he is into re-enactment or LARPing?