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[–] [email protected] 73 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Breast milk is the only milk that can be vegan. It’s all about consent.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Those plants didn't consent, so...

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago

I can speak from experience that almonds are kinky little sluts and like to be milked.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Euphemistic milks?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

So meat is vegan as long as the cows consent?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

Man, Hitchhiker's Guide really was ahead of its time.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

Technically yes. But of course they would (and can't really) do that. But you could also eat stuff like roadkill and it's vegan. Veganism as a moral philosophy has nothing to do with food, it's about respecting and granting animals the same rights as humans (as far as applicable, not stuff like voting).

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Which would mean there's the possibility of this new short horror story I just wrote:

I noticed two new options in the dairy aisle today: human breast milk, vegan and non-vegan.

[–] BudgetBandit 1 points 1 year ago

You don’t know my goats. As long you play with them and give them treats they don’t mind. Their babies are grown and sold now and some have not been pregnant since but give milk.