The Onion

I'm not beat down, but I appreciate your concern.

Maybe not billionaire class, but you certainly can become part of the class with healthcare without that much effort without begging politicians to hand it to you (which they are not going to do anytime soon). Although in some sense, we're all richer than the billionaires of only a few hundred years ago. King Louis XIV's house was famously covered in human poop because efficient plumbing wasn't invented yet and everyone just pooped in the hall. Lol