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[–] [email protected] 268 points 10 months ago (39 children)

I may never get another chance to share this with the world, so may I present to you...

[–] [email protected] 80 points 10 months ago

Dude that may be the most perfect stick I've ever seen.

[–] [email protected] 70 points 10 months ago

That IS a really good stick

[–] [email protected] 55 points 10 months ago

That stick did not dissapoint

[–] [email protected] 51 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

That's a pretty fantastic stick.

I read your whole comment and I was skeptical. But you're totally right about everything.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Missed opportunity! It was Fanta”stick”

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

groan

roll eyes

[–] [email protected] 39 points 10 months ago

This is a one bitching stick.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 10 months ago

Shit, that's a nice stick.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago

That's a nice fuckin stick

[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago

I have to admit, I thought you were exaggerating. But that's a damn fine stick.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago

That's a fantastic stick. Don't throw it away.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago

Would that I had such a perfect stick... I can't blame you for not using it. Just don't let the dust collect on it!

I've never worked with wood, but I imagine a layer of mineral oil could keep it looking great.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago

That is a quality fuckin stick my man.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago

That is one helluva nice stick.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago

Damn. That's a helluva stick. You better treasure that

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It has a 1.5x buff for dark damage! Rare drop

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

1d6+2 bludgeoning damage 1d6 earth damage +2 charisma

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago

Nice stick bro. Excellent length, nice girth.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago

You undersold it!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago

Damn dude nice stick

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago

nice stick my man

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago

Nice stick bro

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

That's a nice fuckin stick right there, king

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

That's a really nice stick!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

Holy hell what a nice stick!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

wow this really is the perfect stick

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

Gandalf's stick is jealous of this.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

You should make a glass case for it with a decal “Break Glass In Case Of Emergency”

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

Thanks for the stick pic!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

Really good stick just the perfect thickness nice slight bend too the plant which came from nailed it .... Must be glorified

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Wow! That's fantastick!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

Bruh that stick is dope. Keep it safe, the fate of the world may depend upon it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Damn, nice stick!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

That is a nice stick.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

May I add my compliments and salutations to the already extensive list? Extensive as the beauty represented by that stick, of course

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Top tier stick my dude

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago