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[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 year ago (5 children)

You gotta allocate your GFs statically or this just keeps happening.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I tried to declare my GF global, but she became an astronaut, and I get linking errors

[–] xmunk 35 points 1 year ago

Mate, your GF is definitely global. I was able to access her just fine.... read AND write.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Plus you won't worry that you forget to free her

[–] xmunk 11 points 1 year ago

As low as my opinion on some exes may be, I still don't believe it's appropriate to mark them as candidates for garbage collection.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

I'd add an imaginary boolean flag to the GF class and always have an initial GF where imaginary == True.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The struct and its CRUD functions seem to be all implemented. Problem is: The Create method is never be called.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Might be a problem with the factory then.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

*'^You gotta allocate you GF$'