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Doctor: Good morning! How are you feeling today?
Patient: Oh, Doc, I'm feeling a bit flat, and I've got a hole lot of problems.
Doctor: Well, let's not crumble under pressure. Tell me, what's the whole grain of the issue?
Patient: You see, Doc, I keep getting cream-cheesed off about my shape. I want to be more like a donut, all round and sweet.
Doctor: Don't worry, we can work on your self-esteem and inner filling. But remember, you're unique, and that's what makes you a bagelicious individual!
Patient: Thanks, Doc. You're such a dough-lightful therapist!
Doctor: Anytime, my dough-lightful patient. Just remember, life is about rising to the occasion, one bagel day at a time!
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