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Anon finds a glitch in the modern dating system (images.pr0gramm.com)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 364 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Aren’t fantasies fun?

[–] [email protected] 181 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

He's so smart, tricking silly women into having sex with him in his mind.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Hahaha broads are so gullible.

[–] Gullible 17 points 1 year ago

Not all broads are like me...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

What's the deal with airplane food though?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

But not smart enough to pick a percentage that divides evenly by 10.

[–] [email protected] 92 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What kind of robot thinks "hey are you waiting for someone" sounds like a normal thing to ask a person?

Be me Stood up by obvious catfish Sad that I fell for it again Even worse, the man who's been drinking alone while staring at me for the last half hour is coming over. He smirks and asks "hey are you waiting for someone"? I instinctually interpret it as "do you have any witnesses arriving soon?"

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You've been watching this person for half an hour, you pick up certain cues, like they being alone and waiting instead of making an order.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

Yeah like original post is bullshit but this isn't at all a foreign thing to say