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I am also willing for you to go to jail.

And I'm guessing the judge also plays racquetball or something.

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[–] [email protected] 182 points 1 year ago (3 children)

"If I lose to [Joe Biden], I don't know what I'm going to do -- I will never speak to you again. You'll never see me again." —DJ Trump

“I Am Willing to Go to Jail”

The master spinner of lies and deceit shits out just another lie.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He's a tease, never delivers the goods. Well, he did get fastfood delivered to the White House that one time. Food orders taken, food orders delivered.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When "food" is appended to describe something, the item in question is not often food. See: "cheese food".

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"He got Mexican food delivered..."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

One example of why using absolutes isn't accurate. 🤪

Ironically, "Mexican food" tends to imply actual food more often than, say, "Chinese food". 😬

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dog food isn’t even real dog.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Depends on your location, I think.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hot Dogs near your location. Click here.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Man. The gay porn ads follow me everywhere!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I can think of maybe one way to get him to actually go through with it. Have NBC get in contact with him. Tell him they want to do a new season of the apprentice. Apprentice Reikers island.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

DJ Trump - "Master Spinner of Lies and Deceit"

I can't help but read that like it could've been the name and motto of some alternate universe DJ that can't stop scratching those discs in the club.