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Subverting expectations (startrek.website)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 73 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Player 5: My parents were adventurers and pressured me into this life. Every summer it was adventure camp. Battle training for three hours a day on top of lessons in navigation, foraging, survival, and lute lessons. I'm only doing this because I have no other skills. Thanks mom & dad...

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is exactly what I would do if I rolled god like stats

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

All they ever wanted was to sit in a library and copy texts.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

I imagine every now and again an ancient tome speaks to them only for them to roll their eyes and put it in a special chest their parents gave them.

[–] mindbleach 10 points 1 year ago

"You could play music at this tavern."

"I think I'd rather get eaten."