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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Guess who the DMs gonna kill first

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

That's novice stuff. It's a cheap emotional gut-punch that weakens that character's ties to the world and story. You can do so much more if you keep them alive:

  • They can hand out quests, as they think their child could handle it.
  • They can help out with certain tasks, like watching a tavern or storing stolen goods.
  • They can be a good twist villain later in the game, because they're tied to the heroes.
  • They can be a good fake-out villain, because it's suspicious you haven't killed them yet.
  • Another PC can literally bang this PC's mum.
[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)
  • They're not angry, just disappointed in you when you fail a quest
[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

You know when your parents ask you to fix the printer because you're the IT person in the house? That, but it's goblins. You're the goblin-fighter person in the house. And you're getting paid in a dessert your mum was making anyway.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

“The Hansen boy killed three dragons this year, that must be so nice, they must be proud.”

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I meant kill the nice PC not the character's parents but I meant it as a joke I know it's weak storytelling

if you're actually trying to make a good story your ideas are good lol

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Oh, yeah, that's totally a good thing to do with living parents too. Someone has to inform them what happened to their child, after all.

After one of my PCs died, my planned backup was going to be of the same class and race, but a few years younger and motivated by a desire to travel with her brother. The brother who had just died, and she didn't know. I am so sad schedule issues got in the way of that...

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The reanimated corpses of orphan boy's parents

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

That or the loving player's familiar

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

We had a campaign start at level 1 with the undead led by a lich killing the ranger’s parents. At lvl 18 the wizard raised them with wish for resurrection.

He probably should have asked first.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Kill? No. There are things worse than death