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Couples, what secret language do you use to tell each other details that the company you're in doesn't understand or notice? (lemm.ee)

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What words, phrases or signs do you use and how do you get your partner's attention?

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[–] [email protected] 85 points 1 year ago (2 children)

My wife knows that if I say "Honey, I need to do that thing with my butt" she knows I have to poop, with everyone else listening blissfully unaware.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's pretty slick, might have to steal it

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ok but don't use it in Canada I can't risk people learning what it means around here

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

They know.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

That sounds so much worse than just saying you need to poop.