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They could have fitted the whole ring / tape / mouse assembly into a small paper bag Aragorn could have kept it in his jacket and fed it little bits of lembas on the way how lovely x

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[–] [email protected] 81 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I mean that's the reason Hobbits in general can withstand the Ring longer than any other race of Middle Earth. They just want a quiet life without any fuss and that's pretty much the opposite of what the Ring can promise them.

Ring: I can make you rich!

Hobbit: Eh, than my cousins will pester me all day.

Ring: I can make you strong!

Hobbit: What for? I have an ox for that.

Ring: I can make you king of all!

Hobbit: That's even worse than rich!

Ring: Exasperated sigh

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ring: Fine! I can give you third breakfast!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

But I'm busy eating elevenses right now! Maybe we can have third breakfast tomorrow?