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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (8 children)

What's the best way to get rid of a body... theoretically?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Apparently they go through bone like buttah!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

@GreenPlasticSushiGrass Sound advice for those of us venturing back into the dating scene...

@ramboteng @lixus98 @Zorque @DoucheAsaurus @Grimlo9ic

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

what about women owning pig farms?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

This is the correct answer…I’ve heard…

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Take my shameless upvote

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Didn't work out for Robert Pickton, still got caught.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I give no guarantees about your ability to dodge the law.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Microwave fish at the office.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not sure this tracks.. but I laughed

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I wasn't sure it would land so thank you haha

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

theoretically

I got scared until you said this, ofc any question is fine as long as it is hypothetical.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Why not both. Pigs on Acid.

[–] 0x4E4F 1 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

You gotta starve the pigs for a few days then the sight of a chopped up body would look like curry to a pissant. You gotta shave the head of your victim and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggy's digestion. You could do this afterwards of course but you don't wanna go sifting through pig shit now do ya? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to do the job in one sitting so be weary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs two-hundred pounds in about...eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of un-cooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression: "as greedy as a pig."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Put them in a freshly dug grave. Nobody will think of looking there.

For some reason, the priest giving our marriage preparation classes thought it was necessary to share this unsolicited fact.

[–] 0x4E4F 1 points 1 year ago

Maybe he was checking if you 2 are da police.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] can 1 points 1 year ago

I remember a really detailed comment about removing your toilet but I'm not about to go googling to find it.

[–] 0x4E4F 1 points 1 year ago

Get a shit ton of lye, chop it up in small pieces (a hacksaw works best), dump all of the parts in a tub, dump the lye in there, wait for 2 or 3 days. Get some thick plastic gloves up to your elbow, start gathering the teeth an pieces of bone from the bottom. The rest, scoop and into the toilet. Flush, a few times after every drop. Scatter tge oieces of bone and teeth in a river.

Or you could just watch Breaking Bad.