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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

9 out of 10 Ear Doctors recommend switching to baked beans on your ass if you experience ear blood during mustard orgasms

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

My brain doesn't know how to parse this. BRB with more mustard.

[–] ToxicHyena 2 points 1 year ago

the blood from the ears is a feature, not a bug 😉