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simple trick rule (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 years ago by gizmonicus to c/[email protected]

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[–] ToxicHyena 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

damn I wish I could just smear mustard on my ass and thigh in order to get dummy thicc. sigh guess I'll just have to settle for mustard induced, earth shattering orgasms that make my ears leak blood

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

9 out of 10 Ear Doctors recommend switching to baked beans on your ass if you experience ear blood during mustard orgasms

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

My brain doesn't know how to parse this. BRB with more mustard.

[–] ToxicHyena 2 points 2 years ago

the blood from the ears is a feature, not a bug 😉