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[–] [email protected] 81 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I send my wife code she has nfi idea about but knows I'm proud so she pretends to be impressed.

I win her heart over by making life much easier through technology and handling all that shit. When she can grab a PS4 controller, hit start, and sit on the couch, she knows not all ladies get their TV and sound system on, all inputs adjusted, game mode set, and Nintendo Switch home screen come up ready to launch Zelda.

"Babe, I could IFTTT the lights to drop to a gaming atmosphere and have your phone go into DND mode if you want. Just let me know."

SPLOOOOOOSH

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Mine isn't impressed with stuff like that. It's been like that since we're together. It's the normal.

These days she just rolls her eyes when another new thing gets automated.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Makes me wonder if one of you are a smooth operator while the other is the captain of the jank tank.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Just take it away for a week.