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[โ€“] [email protected] 52 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I answered my work phone with "Morgans Morgue; you kill'em, we chill'em" once. My coworker did not expect that and cracked up.

I've used the same line with different slogan a few times, but that's the one that worked the best.

[โ€“] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I've used "Joe's roadside cafe, you kill em, we grill em" before

[โ€“] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Morts Mortuary! You stab 'em! We slab 'em!

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mortuary Grill: where yesterday's grief is today's beef! Who can I serve you today?

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Joeโ€™s Meat Market. Nobody beats Joeโ€™s meat.

[โ€“] misterfenskers 2 points 1 year ago

Except for Joe. He sometimes beats his own meat.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Also works with "crematorium"

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

"Marty's Morgue, you stab em' we slab em."

That's how I've always said it. lol