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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Shortly before he started signing his name after that.

It's crazy to me how he's been on Twitter for decades but is somehow regressing to more geriatric patterns. This is what I'd expect an 80 year old to do when first joining Twitter.

But this motherfucker has been tweeting for years. WHY NOW?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Today I woke up and my penis was inside of a double quarter pounder with cheese.

It was warmer and felt much nicer than Melania.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

My freezer is warmer than melania

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

I got a dollar that says he's signing off more formally to cement privatized social media as official communication channels. Remember when he got hammered for blurring the lines between POTUS and Dunald J Duck accounts?