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Anon wants this (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 weeks ago (13 children)

Sure, Viking love looks appealing, until your husband starts bringing home sex slaves and teaching your children how to raid England.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (9 children)

since I'd be the husband in this scenario, I don't see what's wrong with it

[–] LH0ezVT 11 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

Also, I think I would be an equal-opportunity viking raider. My wife would get some English sex slaves of her own for our anniversary.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

god i love sex

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