this post was submitted on 07 Jun 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 50 points 1 week ago (19 children)

I love greentext communities on lemmy because it's the exact sort of place where you can effortlessly bait the most bitchless men ever to have existed into confidently stating they don't know how vaginas work ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ’…

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (18 children)

Girlfriend, if you don't even wash out the jizz it's gonna be rank down there. I don't mean with bleach but gotta rinse that shit with water at least.

[โ€“] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago (16 children)

I understand you might feel self-conscious about after unprotected sex if it causes a smell, but it is not good practice to rinse your vagina with water, vulva is ok but not vaginas. Vaginas are self cleaning, semen is taken out with vaginal discharge.

https://womenshealth.gov/a-z-topics/douching

[โ€“] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

this is false

I come around and collect it

[โ€“] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh great, we have a cum fairy.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

... spunk snatchers.

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