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I love greentext communities on lemmy because it's the exact sort of place where you can effortlessly bait the most bitchless men ever to have existed into confidently stating they don't know how vaginas work ๐ ๐ ๐
Girlfriend, if you don't even wash out the jizz it's gonna be rank down there. I don't mean with bleach but gotta rinse that shit with water at least.
I understand you might feel self-conscious about after unprotected sex if it causes a smell, but it is not good practice to rinse your vagina with water, vulva is ok but not vaginas. Vaginas are self cleaning, semen is taken out with vaginal discharge.
https://womenshealth.gov/a-z-topics/douching
this is false
I come around and collect it
Oh great, we have a cum fairy.
Band name
... spunk snatchers.