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[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago (6 children)

Has CEO invited you all to their party tonight or just me?

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Iโ€™m allergic to karaoke

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

There will be street artists, unicorns and fairy bread.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Do we get to smash a piano with sledgehammers?

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

yep and apparently it's not BYO which is very generous of her.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Bribed her with offers of soju and oysters.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

That would do it.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'm not cool enough for parties sadly

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

Did you try giving her a frozen sardine?

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Do we get a share of the caviar?